Saturday, May 30, 2009

Must-see's for your breeding program!

"We call her Diamond because of the diamond on her nose. (I could've sworn it was a stripe... but if you say so) She is a beautiful colt and will make someone a great ranch horse or which ever direction you want to take her. (Wait... SHE is a beautiful COLT? What on earth?!) We have too many colts right now and we need to cut down. We have her half sister with the same sire for sale as well. (See? You could just buy the whole durned family!) She would be an asset to anyones breeding program in the future. They are both broke to lead and have been saddled but not ridin and have been worked on a lounge line. (Wow. such great conformation AND performance out of these "colts") These two colts are almost identical. She was born 3/14/08 and her sister was born 2/22/08. "

-Okay people. Why were you breeding in the first place? I mean, chain-linked back yards are so suitable and all. Look how well the halter fits! I'm also very confused on the gender of this horse. You call her "she", yet "she" and "her sister" are great, beautiful COLTS!! Silly backyard breeders. You say you need to cut down on babies? Well no duh! Plus look at that GREAT conformation! Complete with post legs, weak pasterns, ugly head/neck, straight shoulder, and would you just look at those hooves? Definately an asset to anyone's breeding program!

"Sunshine is a really nice bred mare that has the build of a quarter horse. (What kind of Quarter horses are you talking about??) She has a baby doll head which she appears to put on her foals. She does ride out - slow and easy but has not been ridden much this past year as she has been raising a baby. (Thank YOU, captain obvious) She does not get in much of a hurry. (Probably because of her horrible legs!) She will ride out better once the baby is weaned."

-And shucks! You can even breed her again! Poor Sunshine is a TWH, could you tell? Me niether. The sellers failed to post a conformation shot, but you don't really need one to see that this horse is a disaster. Ugly ugly neck, HORRIFIC topline, and look how far those rear two reach under her. Poor, weak pasters. I will, however give credit to the cute little head on her. It doesn't look like much in this picture but in the others it's fine. When will people learn??


  1. She's a colt? I think someone needs to take a gander at some of those horse and pony encyclopedias that you can check out at an elementary school library.

    I know back in the old days, the old timers used to call baby horses "colts", regardless of the gender. But it's 2009. Get with the program, people.

    P.S., love your blog so far. =D

  2. I think I'm gonna like this blog. Never can be enough people pointing out who the dumb asses are in this world.