Sunday, June 7, 2009

Horrid Stallions... but Hey! They're fertile!

"He is very level headed for a stud. He stays out on pasture with the mares (when they are not in season) and geldings. We bred him at age 2 to make sure he is fertile and we now have a filly out of him. Dusty loves attetion and is gentle. He does lead, load & tie. I have 13 horses and with hay prices I have to let some of them go. His stallion listing has been paid (APHA) and he is ready for this years breeding season. He is registered as brown but he looks black."

Ooookay... and we want a solid-colored paint for what reason? I don't get why people put studs out with mares. I KNOW they're not in season... but still. Who knows when they will be? But oh, if we get a little foalie out of him, no worries! We'll just breed it at age two also!! This horse is a conformation train wreck. Hideous legs, neck, head, and body. And what is that halter made of? Yarn??

"Buster has had some recent round pen work and learned quickly to respond as he should. Easy to catch and work with, rides out really quiet. We put him in with the old mares, thinking they would "educate" him but then they started cycling and we have since put him in his own pen. He is still a stud and will act "studdy" around the mares and geldings. We were told he was a gelding and probably proud cut, but upon examination found he had never been gelded. We are selling him for a friend whose 7 year old inexperienced daughter rode him all over the place. He never made a wrong move according to him and his daughter really enjoyed him. However, divorce forces sale and he doesn't get his daughter as often as he should (different states make travel difficult.). He is an attractive pony and has terrific conformation and gaits. I think he would excel in horsemanship and pony halter competition. Would guess him to be 4 - 5 years old. Foal date and height are approximations. I can measure him however. No paperwork, not registered. He is kind of marked like a crop-out paint, with wide white blaze (almost bald faced) and glass eye, otherwise would be considered a bay. He is very laid back when a bridle is on him and will go wherever. Loads, leads, stands for farrier work. Likes attention. I have listed his temperament as a 5 because he is still a stud, but he is QUIET when being ridden."

First of all, you're STUPID if you think this horse has good conformation. I'm pretty sure he would NOT do well in halter, seeing as his front end is camped under and he is back at the knee. Also, he has a horrible shoulder and head/neck are also disasterous. Oh, and by the way, the only thing your mares will 'educate' him on is how to breed. HELLO!

"Lots of color in his cults. May trade for blue rome mare or filly."
I'm thinking this one speaks for itself. Apparently this stud is the leader of some color-freaky cults! And, if your mare or filly is blue, and you live in Rome, you can get your hands on this Kid-eating stud! What is that strange thing around the stallion's neck, anyway?


  1. Why is there string around the last stud's neck? Are they trying to choke him?

    lmao I almost wretched up my soda at the part where the second person thought the mares would "educate" the stud. Like she never thought he would try to breed them. Good grief. And y'know, don't all responsible breeders breed their two year olds? That's just peachy.

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